My life is starting to feel like Office Space: pointless emails, meetings about nothing, clichés like “That’s why they call it work!”…my God, I even have a Swingline stapler.
I still find little ways to amuse myself, though — the washroom is only ever used on the company’s time, never on my breaks, and I send high-priority emails to my friend with such important topics as DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH??
Beers after work never hurt, either.





